Photo Story Time! Fiona The Devil’s Queen – ‘The Goddess From Hell’

1. Peter was coming back from work, tired and disappointed! “Damn fishing business” “I almost got drown” he hissed as he pretends to punish the sea shores by walking bare footed, today was not a happy day for Peter.



2. He already had a long walk when he saw his friends James, Daniel, Samson and Uche who clearly were not concerned about the sea drought! Lazy fishermen! He grumbled. He waved to them and was about to move on when Daniel called him. Hey! Come, look what we found”



3. He joined them and Daniel went on to explain why they were not interested in Fishing today, “We all know the fishing business is bad right now but what if I told you we could fish for a Mermaid!!” Daniel laughed with a bottle of Alcohol in his hands. Peter eyes lighted up and he was already interested but still skeptical about the whole planned sea adventure “I hope it won’t take too long” he queried. “No! Common it’s just for 1 hour or two, we will be back before night fall, We are married men we can’t afford to sleep outside our homes Daniel boasted… Let’s get set already! Samson shouted with excitement while UCHE and James carried their fishing tools back into the store.



4. Samson, Peter, James and Daniels quickly entered the boat before UCHE came out of the store. ” You wait behind for us, just in case if the mermaid kills us all” you will be able to tell our wives” Daniel joked. UCHE was was clearly disappointed he won’t be going on the mermaid hunt started arguing! he finally agreed after much argument to wait behind for them. So they left without him.



5. It was after 7 in the evening and the sun was already finding its way out of the sky, UCHE was getting mad and anxious “Why are they taking so long??” Different thoughts were running through his mind. he was already planning to go back to the village and alert their wives what has become of their spouses. Amidst his numerous thoughts he looked up and SAW a lady-like-figure floating on the sea. HE RAN INSIDE!!! OUT OF FEAR! NO WAY! THAT CAN’T BE A MERMAID! I am hallucinating!



6. The store was dark so he decided to put on the light because the last thing he needed right now is darkness. The lantern was still gathering momentum…



7. …When a lady jumped out of the tool box they carried in earlier, she was a beauty and she was levitating! JESUS! Uche shouted with his heart clearly visible in his throat, he looked down into the tool box which is now filled with shinning golds instead of fishing tools. “THE GODS ARE AGAINST ME HE SCREAMED”



8. The beautiful Spirit woman, who was NAKED crawled towards him with Golds falling off her gorgeous body. She was seducing him with her moans. UCHE was already on the ground sweating hard, he was shouting but nothing was coming out of his mouth except his fears.



9. She crawled and sat on his laps, MY NAME IS FIONA, THE GODDESS OF THE SEA AND THE WINDS “LOOK HERE YOUNG MAN, I WILL MAKE YOU RICH IF YOU WILL HAVE SEX WITH ME, ALL YOUR TROUBLES WILL BE OVER! YOUR WIFE AND KIDS WILL BE PROUD OF YOU, YOUR FRIENDS WILL ENVY YOU! JUST HAVE SEX WITH ME AND BE GREAT!!! She said seductively.



10 . How many rounds?”…Uche asked…
UCHE said submissively & and thanked her, God must have been planning this all along! Maybe that was why his friends left without him. He lay down and accepted her offer.


11. The next day Peter and his other three friends arrived with fishes dangling from their hooks. Daniel called out “UCHE my man, where are you?? Look what we caught!! We saw the mermaid and she was friendly, she blessed us with fishes!!., When they heard no reply, Peter suggested maybe UCHE couldn’t wait for them last night and he already went home, besides they told him they will be back before night fall. They started unpacking.



12. Samson and Peter went inside to carry what they can use to cook as they were all hungry. Samson who was still in a state of dilemma was looking around the store, he was wondering why UCHE could have left without them ” That’s not the UCHE that I know” he mumbled to himself. He was still looking around out of curiosity when he saw Uche’s hat sitting comfortably on their toolbox!



13. He ran out ” Hey look what I found?? We all know UCHE can’t breathe without his hat!! Samson joked with mixed feelings.. Daniels and Peter started laughing. “Common he probably left it behind” “Calm down and join us, let us eat” You fear too much! ” We are still going back to fish more, if our wives see us today with plenty fishes they won’t be angry that we have not been around since yesterday. You can stay behind Samson, and wait for UCHE so you can tell him we arrived safely.



14. After eating, James, Daniels and Peter set out again to catch more fishes while Samson was left behind. After they left, Samson wasted no time to pluck some coconut and enjoy himself. He was busy drinking from the coconut when…….

15. FIONA SWAM OUT OF THE SEA!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED…

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Update: The iPhone 7 will hopefully be retaining its 3.5mm headphone jack after all. It could also have a pressure-sensitive home button and we're yet again hearing talk of a waterproof design.

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With the iPhone 6S Apple delivered its best handset yet, but aside from sporting some fancy new 3D Touch technology, it was also very similar to the iPhone 6.

That was to be expected – after all, Apple typically only overhauls its handsets once every two years, but that overhaul is due with the iPhone 7, so we're expecting and hoping for big changes: think a whole new design, piles of power and a bunch of new features.

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Apple Inc. is planning sweeping changes to its year-old music streaming service after the first iteration of the product was met with tepid reviews and several executives brought in to revive the company's music strategy departed.

Apple is altering the user interface of Apple Music to make it more intuitive to use, according to people familiar with the product who asked not to be identified because the plans aren’t public. Apple also plans to better integrate its streaming and download businesses and expand its online radio service, the people said. The reboot is expected to be unveiled at the company’s Worldwide Developers Conference in June. The changes will be accompanied by a marketing blitz to lure more customers to the $10-per-month streaming service. An Apple spokesman declined to comment.

As iTunes sales stagnate and rival Spotify continues to draw in new subscribers, Apple is attempting to reclaim its dominance in music. It acquired Beats Music two years ago in part to rethink its approach to the music business by blending its technological expertise with the entertainment industry experience of Beats executives such as Jimmy Iovine.

But the combination hasn’t yet fulfilled its potential. The deal sparked a rare culture clash within Apple that led to the departure of several key managers and, most important, created a product that many critics say doesn’t meet Apple’s own lofty standards. Apple is still struggling to integrate its employees and unite the streaming and downloading businesses into a cohesive music strategy, said the people.

Following a management shakeup, the service’s new look is being overseen by content head Robert Kondrk and Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent Reznor. Design chief Jony Ive's team also has provided input, along with Iovine and Eddy Cue, the senior vice president in charge of Internet services.

Chief Executive Officer Tim Cook is banking on services like Apple Music to reignite growth as the company’s stock plunges on concerns about slowing iPhone sales. Many analysts argue one of the biggest threats facing Apple’s business is an inability to develop strong Internet-based tools to go along with its beautifully designed hardware. Other services such as iCloud, Maps, Photos and Siri also have faced criticism for being inferior to competitors.

“When it comes to software, Apple performs with less elegance than it does when it comes to hardware,” said Colin Gillis, a New York-based BGC Partners analyst. “Apple Music is underwhelming. They have subscribers because of their platform. If you have that kind of subscriber base, you should have millions of subscribers.”

Apple dominated the transition from physical to digital music. But when Beats was acquired, iTunes was in decline. To Iovine and other Beats executives, the remedy was obvious: the company should deemphasize iTunes and plow money into the on-demand streaming service that Beats built.

Apple executives agreed with the plan, calling off development of some products in favor of the new streaming service. Following the Beats acquisition in 2014, Apple scrapped the international rollout of iTunes Radio just a few hours before an event where it would have been announced. Employees who had been working on the project for more than a year were told it would be rolled into a new streaming service based on Beats.   

But once Apple Music was released last June, the response was mixed. Reviewers praised the depth of the music catalog, but criticized its confusing interface. “The app’s design is cluttered with too much information and difficult to navigate,” wrote CNET.

Apple has been reluctant to promote the streaming service to customers who make purchases a la carte, not wanting to undermine its profitable download business. The download store gives Apple an advantage when artists such as Adele refuse to make new music available through streaming services. But that can frustrate customers who spend $10 a month to have unlimited access to Apple’s streaming music library. Even after the introduction of Apple Music, revenue from album and song purchases from the iTunes Store have remained steady at nearly $3.5 billion, according to two people familiar with finances. That’s almost three times the revenue generated from streaming subscriptions.

Iovine, the longtime producer and music industry insider, has become the biggest champion for streaming at Apple, pushing executives such as Cue, who oversees all of Apple’s Internet services, to invest more. While Iovine holds no official title – he’s just “Jimmy” in Cupertino – he’s tasked with the music product’s success. When Taylor Swift bashed Apple last year for not compensating artists enough for Apple Music, Iovine negotiated a truce. Now, Swift appears in ads for Apple. He also helps organize concerts for Apple and meets with artists to solicit exclusive tracks and videos. He scored rapper Drake’s latest album as an exclusive for Apple, but fell short with Kanye West’s “Life of Pablo,” which went to the rival service Tidal owned by Jay Z. 

While Iovine’s connections make him valuable, they’re also a source of friction inside Apple. There were times when they were in the middle of negotiations with an artist's managers and labels while, unbeknownst to them, Iovine was carrying out his own separate discussions, according to people familiar with the matter.

Several current and former staff members said product development has been harmed by a complicated leadership structure. Iovine is Apple Music's top executive, but Kondrk largely runs the day-to-day operations from Apple’s offices in Los Angeles and Cue provides oversight from Cupertino. Reznor has a strong influence on the look of the application.

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“We got way too much in common if I’m being honest with you,” she sings. “If you could love somebody like me, you must be messed up too.”

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Thousands of fans voted for his sensational debut effort against Liverpool as the best strike of 2015/16, after it was included in the original shortlist of 10 on ManUtd.com and then the final four on Twitter.

"It feels absolutely great to have won this honour," said Martial, in an exclusive MUTV interview after collecting his trophy.

"I just hope I can score many more goals in the future for Manchester United.”

If Liverpool conceded the Frenchman's best goal, then Everton were on the receiving end of his most significant one - the injury-time winner in the FA Cup semi-final at Wembley. Anthony's now itching to return to the national stadium for the final on 21 May and this time bring back a trophy as well as some treasured memories for all concerned.

“I can’t wait to go back there and try to win the cup," he admitted. "I really hope we manage to win some silverware and obviously with that make the fans happy with the result.”

In the meantime, the result of the Twitter poll for Goal of the Season has made Martial happy as he follows Juan Mata in winning the award with a sublime finish at Liverpool's expense. It was also the first of his 15 strikes for the club so far and he admits he "couldn't have picked a better one" when it comes to account-opening scenarios.

"I’m aware of the massive rivalry between the two clubs so it was perfect to come off the bench and score in those circumstances," he said.

Martial's subsequent contributions, not least the one against Everton at Wembley, have led to United fans laughing at press headlines around the time of his arrival that he was "a waste of money". While the now 20-year-old striker obviously welcomes the supportive terrace songs, he insists his price tag has never been a burden to him, despite becoming the world's most expensive teenager when United signed him from AS Monaco in September.

"I never feel any extra pressure at all," he continued. "The only pressure I feel is the pressure I put on myself to do well and to work hard throughout the season to help the team. That’s what drives me on. I think in that respect it [the price tag] has not affected me."

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